Love a good questionnaire.
Q What would have on your headstone?
A-If found please return to _________
Q What's your dream car?
A-Dodge viper, in black.
Q Is pornography morally wrong?
A-Pornography isn't wrong, at least it doesn't lie to you like a newspaper, at least it doesn't show something untrue like a cartoon. It's quite pure, very materialistic, but real.
Q Write the opening line of a wonderful novel
A-When i said happily ever after, i lied.
Q What's the best music video ever?
A-Daniel Powter-Bad day.
Q If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
A-I wouldn't wait, i would buy people things, THATS how they would find out.
Q Do you carry a donor card? Why (or why not)?
A- No, I'm not old enough.
Q Where would you like to retire?
A-I have never really thought about it. Somewhere constant.
Q What is something you wish you were better at doing?
A-I wish i was better at approaching people.
Q What colour do you prefer your pens to write?
A-Black.
Q Are babies cute?
A-On very rare occasions.
Q Do you subscribe to a magazine? If so, what?
A- I don't subscribe to a magazine no.
Q What's your favorite shape?
A-Triangle, I am sorry to all the other shapes.
Q What was the last thing you used a microwave for?
A-Cooking a pizza :)
Q What book are you reading?
A-I'm not at the moment, just finished the Twilight books though.
Q Do you like rollercoasters?
A-Love them! :)
Q Which came first – the chicken or the egg?
A-Eggs, obviously, dinosaurs layed eggs long before anything the resembled a chicken walked the earth.
Q Recite a song lyric that means something to you
A-Still fighting it.
Q What's the best photo you've ever taken?
A-I would say, if i have to, my one of the boat down Instow in the sunset.
Q Write a new couch gag for the opening credits of The Simpsons
A- They all sit on giraffes, giraffes rock.
Q Tell me a knock knock joke
A-Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke.
Q Describe yourself in five words
A Tall-ish, Clever, Funny, Loving, Loyal
Q Who should play James Bond now that the role is vacant?
A-Michael Cera, he would be about out there though. Haha.
Q Write a haiku (3 lines, 5–7-5 syllables)
A-Haikus are awesome,
But can be difficult,
Hippopotamus.
Q What comic book (or cartoon) character would you be? Why?
A-Ash Ketchum :)
Q What's the oldest thing you own?
A-Umm, i wouldn't know, fossils probably, they are usually quiet old.
Q What's your favourite word?
A-Spoonerism.
Q What word(s) do you hate?
A-Clay.
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